Barack and Hillary go into a bar...

Barack OBama and Hillary Clinton go into a bar.
Hillary says, "I'll buy you a drink because you're going to lose the nomination."
Barack says, "No, I'll buy you a drink ... you must be sore from always taking care of The Bill."

(I claim credit for this joke. I just wrote it - or channeled it? - 5 min's ago.)

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